What No Conference?

Just got back from lunch and sat down to watch the Conservative Conference on the Parliamentary channel. What happened?

All I can see is a conference stage and some Asian ladies spinning around and around and around?? What on earth is this all about?

They are still spinning away. I am a bit worried that one of them is going to get a bit dizzy and career off the stage and go crashing into the audience.

Now Jeremy Hunt has appeared grinning and looking a bit embarrased. The cameras keep cutting away to the audience who all look confused or bored. I know how they feel..

Phew. Francis Maude has just appeared. Sanity restored.

Let's hope there is no more of that nonsense.